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thirstfollower:

when I search for something on google I want a good one sentence answer not an essay with the answer hidden in paragraph 4, sentence 6, after the second semicolon

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teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

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hi:

when people say i look nice today

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but then they just try to get me to do something

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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manhood:

This could be us

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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