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briannathestrange:

WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA

(via grunklerissi)

Source: briannathestrange
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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via pizza)

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via pizza)

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hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

(via grunklerissi)

Source: hungarian
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you-rode-a-farty-donkey:

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

HORSE TORNADO

(via justsomeweirdassshit)

Source: iraffiruse
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"I’d rather be at Coachella"

- Everybody (via justintimbergasm)

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Source: karenslucille
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xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via grunklerissi)

Source: xlizardx
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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

(via pizza)

Source: bluebombardier